In article <3AD1165F.6CD14E10@muunm.edu>, Erin Cowan <ecow@muunm.edu>

wrote:

> Anyway, what would be some good answers to the question, "What bugs you

> about god?"

"I don't believe in god, so shove off."

"Who's this god person you're referring to?"

"Well, it's just that Shiva is so damn *fickle*, you know? It just

pisses me off, I'll tell ya."

"Well, that fucker Thor stole my girl, drank *all* my beer, beat up my

car and deleted all the porn off my PC!" Wouldn't *you* be bugged?"

"Matzoh tastes like *cardboard*. Bleh."