In article <m5hbrs4qr3qjda0n9b5o3bmvmta214f0jh@4ax.com>, Lard's Servant

<lardassjesus> wrote:

> Let the LARD into your heart.

But what about all the blood in there? Won't it get kinda crowded?

‘Sides, I've got my cholesterol levels to think about.

> You will feel the peace and eternal

> love of our Savior.

Is _that_ what that stuff is? I thought it was melted white Jell-O.

> Discard your false logic and so called reasoning.

And be a lobotomized dipshit *just* *like* *you*.

> These are worldly trappings used by the evil one.

Do you mean "The Evil One, Howard Stern", "The Evil One, Bill Gates",

"The Evil One, Mariah Carey" or "The Evil One, Santa Claus"?

> His power is high

And so are you. What the fuck have you been smoking?

> until our LARD returns. Don't let Satan win! Hell is forever! Pascal's

> Wager is a tool of the Devil.

>

> I know you want to love the LARD.

I prefer olive oil, actually.

> Let go. HE is there. Waiting to

> embrace you with the Spiritual Love of DOG!

Ick. Eternal DOG-slobber.

> Read the Babble.

No can do, schmuckboy.

> Repent of

> your sins to Him and be forgiven.

>

> Lard's Servant

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