In article <37D74F4F.7D27@earthlink.net>, disciple23@earthlink.net wrote:

> I want to cordially invite you to come to the Los Angeles Church of

> Christ,

I want to cordially invite you to go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.

> or any of the International Churches of Christ around the world.

> We are the ONE true church mentioned in the Bible.

No, you are certainly not. _You_ are, however, an arrogant but flaccid prick.

> And we realize that

> one MUST be baptized to be saved.

Or at least you've been brainwashed into thinking that dunking someone in

LA tapwater is going to do anything other than traumatize them and

possibly poison them.

> Our leader, Kip McKeon, has

An ego the size of Montana shoehorned into an intellect the size of can of

"Red Bull".

> taught us that as true disciples, we must follow Matthew 28:18-20

> scrupulously, therefore we never stop making new disciples.

> Stop parroting your insipid Churchianity.

Stop proselytizing where it's not wanted, bobo.

> It is worthless.

Yep, that's the reason.

> And it will only send you to Hell.

Hell is a figment of your imagination, godbait.

> Yes, the New Testament explicitly

> mentions ONE faith, ONE Lord, and ONE Church. We are that Church. Search

> no longer. T

Wow! Someone who stutters while _typing_.

> The New Testament is equally clear concerning the necessity of

> baptism for salvation. Thus one must be baptized before becoming a true

> disciple, and one can only become a true disciple through the ONE true

> Church: The International Church of Christ.

As if anyone here gives a pig's tit. Go sell it somewhere else, you

living argument for retroactive abortion.