A
bit of net.kook translation
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From: Son of man (bcozier@bellsouth.net)
Subject: Now listen to me.
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Newsgroups: alt.atheism
Date: 2002-02-26 18:45:30 PST
> I AM GOD!
> Hebrews:12:25: See that ye refuse not him that speaketh. For
if they escaped
> not who refused him that spake on earth, much more shall not
we escape, if
> we turn away from him that speaketh from heaven:
> 26: Whose voice then shook the earth: but now he hath
promised, saying, Yet
> once more I shake not the earth only, but also heaven.
>
> Revelation:6:13: And the stars of heaven fell unto the
earth, even as a fig
> tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a
mighty wind.
>
> 1Corinthians:15:41: There is one glory of the sun, and
another glory of the
> moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth
from another
> star in glory.
>
> Jude:1:13: Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own
shame; wandering
> stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for
ever.
>
> Revelation:9:1: And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a
star fall from
> heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the
bottomless pit.
>
> Revelation:8:11: And the name of the star is called
Wormwood: and the third
> part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the
waters, because
> they were made bitter.
>
> Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in
heaven; a woman
> clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon
her head a crown
> of twelve stars:
>
> Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the
stars of heaven,
> and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before
the woman which
> was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon
as it was born.
>
> Revelation:19:13: And he was clothed with a vesture dipped
in blood: and his
> name is called The Word of God.
>
> See you in the morning!
>
> Revelation:2:28: And I will give him the morning star.
>
> Revelation:22:16: I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify
unto you these
> things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of
David, and the
> bright and morning star.
>
> GOOD NIGHT!
>
> I'm not having anything for breakfast.
>
> Luke:22:27: For whether is greater, he that sitteth at meat,
or he that
> serveth? is not he that sitteth at meat? but I am among you
as he that
> serveth.
>
> I had fried chicken for dinner...
>
> And it was my favorite too : SOUTHERN FRIED!!
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<0CXe8.66947$2v1.1882105@e3500-atl1.usenetserver.com>,
"Son of man"
<bcozier@bellsouth.net> wrote:
Corrected (retranslated) post follows.
I AM AN ASSHOLE!
Stoners:12:25: See that ye refuse not that doobie. For if they
escaped not who refused him that smoke of herb, much more shall
not
we escape, if we turn away from him that smoke really good herb:
26:
Whose lighter then shook the earth: but now he hath promised,
saying,
Yet once more I smoke not the really good herb but also I will
share
with whosoever has oreos and pretzels.
Recreation:6:13: And the stars of cable pr0n fell out of their
rainment, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely leaves, when she
is
shaken of a mighty orgasm.
1Actorsequity:15:41: There is one glory of the sun, and another
glory
of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star
differeth
from another star in glory, and that is why really bad movies win
Oscars.
Rude:1:13: Raging waves of the totally fucked sea, spewing out
their
own shitty wandering, half-assed stars, to whom is reserved the
fucking blackness of motherfucking darkness for ever, you
pus-filled,
vile little schmucks. Fuck your virgins and the horses they rode
in
on!
Recreation:9:1: And the fifth angel gave a most excellent blowjob,
yea, even unto completion and I saw a money-shot from heaven unto
the
earth: and to him was given the key to the room of the bottomless
coeds.
Recreation:8:11: And the name of the pr0n star is called LaTitia
Wormwood: and lo, her waters became sacred; and many men thought
they'd died of the waters and come unto heaven, but it was only a
magazine.
Recreation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a
woman
clothed with the sun, who then did a most mighty striptease, and
then
did she moon us, and upon her head was blond hair like Farrah's.
Recreation:12:4: And his testicles drew the third part of the pr0n
stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon
stood
before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour
his
genitalia as soon as it was hard.
Recreation:19:13: And he was clothed with a jockstrap dipped in
pheromones:
and his women crowded round and wouldnÕt leave him.
Recreation:2:28: And I will give him the morning blowjob.
Recreation:22:16: I (Jesus fucking Christ, what was I doing last
night?) have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in
the
adult novelty stores. My root is bigger than that asshole David's,
and
mine angel will tell you so.
FUCK YOU!
TheDuke:22:27: It's foul weather, pilgrim. And is it greater, he
that shitteth in th' outhouse, or he that just pisses agin' a
tree? It
does not matter, for I am among you as he that likes to
act the same role in movie after movie after movie.
And this is why I do this:
MY BRAIN IS FRIED!!
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