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Elroy Willis <elo@foil.airmail.net> wrote:

> Aaron I. Spielman wrote in alt.atheism

>

> > Elroy Willis <elo@foil.airmail.net> wrote:

> >> altheim <altheim@freeuk.com> wrote in alt.atheism

> >>> Elroy Willis <elo@foil.airmail.net> wrote:

> >>>> altheim <altheim@freeuk.com> wrote in alt.atheism

> >>>>> My argument is that *if* there is a

> >>>>> spiritual realm, to which departed souls eventually find a resting

> >>>>> place, then 'non-physical' be damned - it quite simply IS and

> >>>>> therefore must be accommodated by physics.

> >>>> What's its power source? Magic pixie power?

> >>>> Every absurdity has a champion to defend it

> >>> And an idiot to knock it :)

> >> C'mon, take a stab at explaining the power source for pixie world.

> > Elroy, Altheim appears to have had most of his (her?) sense of humor

> > excised a while back.

>

> Replaced it with mysticism maybe?

Yep. Altheim thought he (she?) was getting a good deal; 3 times the

amount of mysticism as there was humor. They just didn't tell 'im that

they had to remove a large chunk of the cerebellum to make it fit.

> > Besides, I thought everyone knew that Magic Pixie Power(tm) is based on

> > the galvanic reaction of frog nostrils.

>

> Really? I've always heard it was spiritual hamsters running on a

> spiritual wheel hooked up to a spiritual transformer which generates

> spiritual energy.

That's the secondary stage. The galvanic twitching of the frog nostrils

creates a "Chi-like field" that interacts with the hamsters' Kirlian

auras, causing them feel euphoria, alternating with abject terror, which

causes them to run on those wheels.