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Fern (God's Ass-Napkin) Hampton

<fern.hampton@ao<excuse-me-while-I-barf>l.com> wrote:

> Greg Shelley wrote:

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> > Christ, how stupid are you? He wasn't talking about flaming your

> > imaginary god on a stick, but the sad pathetic losers who insists on

> > bleating on about how great it is to have an imaginary friend who is

> > able to absolve them of responsibility for their actions. If you are

> > actually capable of paying attention to the mindless drivel these

> > irredeemable fuckwits insist of inflicting on us, you may understand

> > why

> > they need to be told just how unwelcome their pointless rantings about

> > Jeeeeezus are. We know that anyone that is incapable of interacting

> > with

> > the real world and recognizing that it contains no evidence for their

> > own personal mythological figure is unlikely to be brought to their

> > senses by whatever words of wisdom we can provide, but many of us like

> > to try.

>

> Don't be calling me stupid.

But it fits you like a well worn, unlaundered, fungus rotted sock. Oh

wait -that's your dick, flappin' in the breeze.

> You're the one who denies God and will end

> up with a hot poker shoved up your rear end for eternity.

Don't talk like that - it'll just get him excited. And the word is

"rectum", as in "I'm Fern Hampton, and God uses me on his rectum at

least twice a day, because I'm His Anointed Ass-Napkin!"

> If that's what

> you want then that's what you'll get. Now who's being stupid?

That would be you. But only someone non-stupid would understand that.

> That's

> right, it's you, Mr. Sinner Boy who loves to make fun of the most perfect

> thing in the universe, and hide in your stupidity.

Better stop it, Fern. You're just gonna piss him off.

> I'll bet you hide

> your atheism from most people, don't you? That's because you know deep

> down you're a loser and completely WRONG. I've seen your kind before,

> and those like Mr. Fishface up above, yelling and screaming like spoiled

> little brats while they dig themselves deeper into the cesspools of sin.

You’re just upset that your Pastor ain't baggin you anymore, now that

you've turned 16. Get _over_ it. There will be other big strong men.