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Vern Hampton <vern.hampton@aol.com> wrote:

> Fish wrote:

> >

> > This "No replying to theists during for the month of August" campaign

> > is

> > really testing my willpower. I can't tell you how many times this month

> > I've read a post that I wanted to reply to -- in typical BAAWA

> > vitriolic

> > fashion -- but didn't because of this campaign. My sword has been

> > rusting

> > from lack of use lately, and I think campaign, more than anything, has

> > managed to do what no one other than Sir Stix has been able to do:

> > rekindle the BAAWA fire of desire to battle the sickening influx of

> > fundy

> > assholes bent on littering our humble newsgroup with their religious

> > excrement that oozes from their every orifice.

> >

> > <begins polishing vorpal blade>

> >

> > August is nearing its end and September is almost upon us, so you

> > invading theists[1] best beware. We BAAWAs are chomping at the bit to

> > tear each and every one of you a new asshole.

>

> Ha ha!

No, dickweed, it's "ha ha ha".

> Look at the Pussy atheist thinking he's a match for the power

> of God.

No he doesn't believe in god, but he's more than a match for your

coprocephalic, demented ravings.

> Your wimpy little words of flaming are no match for Jesus.

Wassamatter, snookums? Got your panties in knot 'cause the pastor won't

cornhole you anymore, and you have to come in here to get your daily

ration of abuse?

> You are a pathetic little maggot who hides behind a usenet group instead

> of proclaiming your atheism far and wide,

Hiding? What, you're so hard up for it that you want him to give you his

address? You must be nuts... oh yeah, you _are_.

> because you know

No, that's the old "identity transference" thing. It's _you_ who knows

these things, remember?

Of course you also think you're cute dressed up in white lace & garters,

and no one has ever been able to dissuade you.

> that

> you are WRONG and are just trying to hide from God. But He knows

> where you are little man,

Dude, he's _not_ gonna give you his address, so stop begging, ok? It's

undignified & childish. But I guess that goes with the territory.

> so don't think you can get away with your

> sinful behavior for long.

Shit, boy (or should that be "Shitboy"?), it's been 35 years of nothin'

_but_ venal sin for me - and Fish is older than me. He's seems to be

okay.

Is the infection back? Is that what's got you so pissed off?

> Accept God or burn in Hell, its up to you.

We don't accept god here. The payment terms for abuse are *clearly*

posted.

MasterCard, Visa, Amex & Discover or CA$H. You owe us $50.00 - so pay

up, you gerbil-stuffing, purblind, syphilitic, drooling, ass-napkin for

god.