Ape Transport

In article <25337-3AD65C70-171@storefull-221.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,

regaldav@webtv.net (Regal Davis) wrote:

> WHY DO YOU THINK THAT NO GOD EXISTS?

My claim: "no god(s) can exist".

Why I say this: The class of objects that are labeled "deity" have no

fixed definition, and all attempts at useful definition end up being

non-sensical.

I use "useful definition" as shorthand for "a definition of a thing

that is accurate enough to use when designing an experiment to test for

the existence of that thing".

> HOW DID WE GET HERE, IF THERE IS NO

> GOD..

Um, I walked in from the hallway.

> IF WE GOT HERE BY APES...

Now *there's* an interesting thought. Ape Transport! Yeah - that might

work! In very dense traffic areas, you call your local dispatcher, they

send out one of their trained mountain gorillas who picks you up, and

gets you to work by using the car's roofs...

In a downtown setting, you could use mutated spider monkeys who'd

brachiate...

Damn, now all I need is some VC $$ & I'm *set*!

> .....HOW DID THEY GET HERE?

"This is not your beautiful house, this is not your beautiful wife!"

> AND SO ON AND

> SO FORTH.. AND GOD COULD HAVE CREATED HIMSELF...

You're what, 11?

> YOU DO NOT QUESTIONS THE

> LORD MYSTERIOUSIMS...

Okay, 9?

> GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYZ.

Ahhh... WebTV... And stop yelling, you stupid twat.

> okay you asked 4 it and u got it.